Candy, anyone?

So, it looks like little miss Lauren Conrad - who has the Mary-Kate-and-Ashley-esque skill of making billions of dollars for basically no reason (although at least those twins have some crazy style) will be making a movie, which is based on the novel she "wrote," which is based on the "reality" series she starred in, which is based on "her life." (It's hard to tell with that girl where the quotation marks begin and end. I would guess that she might find it confusing, too.) My hope is that, given the potential market value of this movie, some producer will hire someone amazing to re-write the crap out of this story and turn it into a Devil Wears Prada scenario: crappy book, amazing movie. Thoughts?