Breaking: New Moon breaks box-office records, no one is surprised

The Twilight Saga: New Moon opened in theaters everywhere this weekend, and apparently earned the third-biggest opening weekend numbers of all time, bringing in $140.7 million. I contributed $14 to that $140.7 million, and... well, I will say that the movie was certainly worth its weight in underage ab shots. It was also high on melodrama, but I guess that is the whole point of The Twilight Saga? Personally, I thought the werewolves could have been a little more realistic, and the film about 45 minutes shorter. Also, not that I am Stanislavski or anything but, maybe Robert Pattinson should learn to speak with his mouth slightly more open? Dakota Fanning, however, was excellent. And that is all I will say on this.