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The other night was the premiere for The Twilight Saga: New Moon. What is that, you ask? Lol JK hilarious. Anyway, there was a star-studded premiere featuring (duh) Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, plus like, 50 Cent? And basically everyone else in the universe. I will be withholding judgment on the actual film until Sunday at 11:10pm, when, um, I will apparently be seeing it, according to my ticket.
Until then, let us please analyze the outfits/postures/body language/hand placement of all of our favorite Twilight friends. Yay!
First up: Kristen Stewart
Hey, look who got dressed up all fancy! I think that sometimes people forget that despite her surly demeanor, Kristen Stewart is just... really pretty. (Which is why we allow her to be so surly in the first place.) Yay for her. She looks nice.
Taylor Lautner
He almost creepily does not look like a 17-year-old. Especially when you see him as a THIRTEEN-year-old. Seriously, watch this video. It is amazing. Oh, but don't they look so cute here?
Robert Pattinson
I know that everyone, everywhere, is going to disagree with me on this, but I actually thought Robert Pattinson looked slightly strange. Like maybe an actual vampire? But what do I know, I have only read book one of this series.
Ashley Greene
This dress feels slightly too old for her, but Ashley Greene looks lovely anyway.
Dakota Fanning
This girl is perpetually age-appropriate. I approve of that quality. Also this outfit.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Wait... what? Why is she here?
Until then, let us please analyze the outfits/postures/body language/hand placement of all of our favorite Twilight friends. Yay!
First up: Kristen Stewart
Hey, look who got dressed up all fancy! I think that sometimes people forget that despite her surly demeanor, Kristen Stewart is just... really pretty. (Which is why we allow her to be so surly in the first place.) Yay for her. She looks nice.
Taylor Lautner
He almost creepily does not look like a 17-year-old. Especially when you see him as a THIRTEEN-year-old. Seriously, watch this video. It is amazing. Oh, but don't they look so cute here?Robert Pattinson
I know that everyone, everywhere, is going to disagree with me on this, but I actually thought Robert Pattinson looked slightly strange. Like maybe an actual vampire? But what do I know, I have only read book one of this series.
Ashley Greene
This dress feels slightly too old for her, but Ashley Greene looks lovely anyway.Dakota Fanning
This girl is perpetually age-appropriate. I approve of that quality. Also this outfit.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Wait... what? Why is she here? 
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