One less Jonas brother on the market

Woe are teenage girls everywhere! This weekend, the oldest of the strangely-haired Jonas boy trio (also, according to Wikipedia, known by the name of...K2? Is he really? This is news to me) totally got married. Whoa! I was so shocked when I read this news that I looked up K2's age and discovered that in fact he is 22, and not 15. But still! 22 is really young to be getting married -- unless, I guess, you are in a really wholesome trio of pop-singer brothers. Anyway, the bride, former hairdresser Danielle Deleasa (who is 23), wore Vera Wang and apparently the duo had a "fairytale wedding" at Oheko Castle in Long Island, NY. There are a lot of questions that this whole incident raises in my mind, but foremost among them is: There is a castle in Long Island? Huh.