Jersey Shore Is Back -- And ... Well, Actually It's About The Same As Ever

This week, America's favorite MTV reality show about unruly New Jersey youths returned on MTV. Jersey Shore, a show about very tan crew of acquaintances with a shared taste for binge-drinking and bar-brawling, has not changed so much since last we saw it. This week focused on Sammi and her neer-do-well boyfriend (named Ronnie, obvs), and Snooki and JWoww's comically ridiculous attempts to "do right" for their oblivious friends. This involved going to an "internet cafe" (oh hi 1995!) and "planting a letter."