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Robert Pattinson: June 2010 Archives
Get ready, Twihards. You only have four days until the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is officially released in theaters. How will you pass the time until the big day? You could re-read all of the books in the series -- but depending on how fast you read, this task could take you about four days, or about four years. You could also start planning your outfit for the occasion. For inspiration, check out some of the get-ups the Twilight stars wore to their world premiere, in Los Angeles this week.
Kristen Stewart:
This sort of reminds me of a swan, which is basically the opposite (in my mind) of a vampire. Kstew, always the iconoclast!
Robert Pattinson:
I am not quite sure about the color -- points for adventurousness, however! -- but the fit is quite nice!
Nikki Reed:
Oh, maybe the swan theme was coordinated? Or is this more... Swan Lake? Hard to say?
Ashley Greene:
Greene goes Grecian. Understated, comparatively!
Anna Kendrick:
Short and fun! There is some other stuff going on here but I'm not sure how to get into it.
Dakota Fanning:
Ditto with the short and fun, minus a little bit of the craziness going on.
Taylor Lautner:
The boy does love his Rat Pack look. For good reason!
There appears to be a new trend, wherein comic books are made about the "life stories" of wildly popular (and largely Twilight-related) young celebrities. It happened to Kristen Stewart. So it's only fitting that the latest victim of this strange phenomenon is her on- (and maybe off?-) screen paramour: Robert Pattinson.
Unfortunately, the books are rather bland. Here's a sample of the text from the RPatz comic:
"In November 2007, a fledgling, relatively unknown British actor named Robert Pattinson stepped into Powell's bookstore in Portland, Oregon to prepare for a role an an indie film with a near non-existent budget. Alone."
Sigh. How dreary! But that's nothing in comparison with the art:
If nothing else, young Pattinson is more handsome than this, no? Although, really, what do I know? What do you guys think? Would you buy Fame: Robert Pattinson? (Way to get creative with the title!)
Happy Friday!
Totally kidding. It's a huge deal.
This weekend, a new clip from Eclipse aired during the MTV Music Video Awards -- and it's every bit as tormented, emotionally wrought, and, you know, Twilight as one would want/expect.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse comes out June 30. Robert Pattinson vs. Taylor Lautner drama guaranteed. Check out the new clip.
